Source Two former athletes, one rose remaining. Will JoJo’s journey to find her “unicorn” end in happily ever after? Let’s find out. JORDAN MEETS THE FLETCHERS Jordan is the first to meet JoJo’s family. Although Mama Fletcher admires his likability and charm, she refuses to ignore his playboy side. She wonders how he’ll handle other girls throwing themselves at him […]

Source ROSE CEREMONY (continued) We last left JoJo feeling 50 shades of confused after Luke unexpectedly pulled her aside to declare his love for her. Unfortunately… Source JoJo sticks to her decision, leaving Luke blindsided and dejected. I can hear is heart breaking through the TV. JoJo: “This hurts me so much. I don’t even know how to […]

Source This week, JoJo is traveling coast-to-coast to visit the families of her final four suitors. Warning: episode may fail to induce laughter and excitement, because that’s hometown dates for you. CHASE (Highlands Ranch, CO) Chase greets JoJo in the snowy, mountainous terrain of Colorado. He reminds JoJo that he’s a child of divorce–a divorce so messy […]

Source This week’s episode: brought to you by the Argentinian countryside and numerous horses to remind us that JoJo and Co. are, in fact, in the countryside. FIRST ONE-ON-ONE As if I wasn’t already peeved enough that Alex is still here, “The Little Engine That Thought He Could But Clearly Can’t” gets the first one-on-one this week. […]

Source This week, JoJo and her Elite Eight make their way to Buenos Aires, which JoJo thinks could be “the perfect setting to fall in love.” But so is brunch. ONE-ON-ONE DATE Wells learns he’s JoJo’s one-on-one pick this week. However, to make matters a wee bit awkward, the date card reads, “Bésame. Bésame, muchacho” — a.k.a […]

Source The guys join together in celebration over Chad’s elimination by ceremoniously scattering his remaining protein powder across the resort grounds. Of course, the Chad wolf comes back, but not by popular demand. Chad: Little pigs, little pigs, let me in! Guys: Not by the hair on my — eh, ok. FOOLS. Jordan gives Chad the chance to clear […]

Source After his warning talk with Chris Harrison, Chad walks into the house and tries to plead his case to the guys. Basically, leave me alone, and I won’t break your kneecaps. Kapeesh? Evan: “Chad, you owe me a new shirt and an apology.” Stop trying to make “a new shirt” happen. IT’S NOT GOING […]

Source We return to the mansion after the rose ceremony only to find it in post-fraternity party condition: toilet paper lining the trees, garbage strewn about, and Chad’s leftover meat plate making an undesirable appearance. Just as Chad and Daniel begin to discuss getting swole AF, Chris Harrison swoops in to hand over a date card. […]

Source Now that we’ve gotten a glimpse of JoJo’s many suitors, both group and one-on-one dates are upon us. Get ready for testosterone overload and frequent bouts of aggression and jealousy. Chris Harrison brings in the first group date card, and the guys keenly stare at it like they’re waiting for their names to be plucked from […]

Source At last, Mondays FINALLY have meaning again. That’s right, The Bachelorette has returned, and so has my big mouth.  We last left Joelle “JoJo” Fletcher feeling love’s keen sting (thanks, Dumbledore) at the hands of Ben Higgins, who blindsided JoJo with a declaration of love and then went on to choose sweet-natured Lauren Bushnell to be […]